The story of a man who dies and realizes he's god.. and you. And me? I don't like him being me.

Like Taylor Swift, Kafka seemed to love writing about his failing relationships. Especially if he thought he was being cheated on.

I decided to take a break from 'David Copperfield' this week because I miss feeling inadequate and un-cool around teens. Lucky for me, Shirley Jackson got me covered.

In this chapter, we learn that even when Steerforth keeps calling David "Daisy", David STILL doesn't think he's a jerk because he's in an abusive relationship.

David can't stop being in love with Steerforth. Nothing will stop this obsession. He goes to Steerforth's house and learns that he's a brat that threw a hammer at a woman's face, and his mom put him in a low-class school, just so he could be the king ther

David finishes school and is trying to find a career so he's going back to where the actions- Yarmouth. He makes his rounds to say goodbye to everyone and heads to London and runs into friggin' Steerfourth. Damnit.

We suddenly get the narration point of view of David when he's really, really old for some reason. He thinks back fondly of all the women he was hot for.

Everyone in David's life are still acting like jerks.