When a felon dies in the woods, apparently everyone is happy about it.

More literary crutches like ‘diary entries’ and a pervert on a roof watching kids through a telescope

If you have a secret, and someone asks you what it is- Just lie! Don't say, "I don't want to tell you." Just reference some porn you watched recently and that will throw people off your tracks... Moron.

Nothing happens. Watson writes a letter to Holmes basically making a 'clip show' of the last chapter.

Stapleton is a monster who LOVES watching horses drown in the bog while he chases after moths. What a dick. Also, my daughter interrupts the show to talk about her own goddamn book.

A story about what happens when you let kids play with knives and openly talk about killing adults. Happy Halloween people.

'Hallowe'en at Merryvale' by Alice Hale Burnett

Starting my spooky October stories with the master of horror- Drac Von Stoller.