This is that last book that anyone who is going insane from quarentine should ever read. But I did.

We learn about an idolater who will do whatever it takes to get the gods to listen to his prayer... Just like Michael Jordan.

A man finds a town where people only die when they hear a voice calling their name- and somehow he manages to ruin it.

I read a weird, proto-Snow White story, where only one dwarf seems self-aware and the witch dies in iron dancing shoes.

If you're powerful enough to keep a deathless man in your closet, why can't you do it again when you boyfriend frees him?

Using the power of being a brain in a vat to destroy your enemies.

A scrappy gum-shoe figures out a crime. Nothing matters anymore.

What do you do when you're the sole survivor of a bloody battle? Chase after women.