‘Man-Size in Marble’ by E. Nesbit

If you give your wife a disturbing pet-name like, “my pussy” you know the story isn’t going to turn out good.

Go on, read it for yourself:
https://bookshop.org/books/the-haunted-looking-glass/9780940322684?aid=12554&listref=leaves-of-glen

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