A story about what happens when you let kids play with knives and openly talk about killing adults. Happy Halloween people.

Stapleton is a monster who LOVES watching horses drown in the bog while he chases after moths. What a dick. Also, my daughter interrupts the show to talk about her own goddamn book.

Nothing happens. Watson writes a letter to Holmes basically making a 'clip show' of the last chapter.

If you have a secret, and someone asks you what it is- Just lie! Don't say, "I don't want to tell you." Just reference some porn you watched recently and that will throw people off your tracks... Moron.

More literary crutches like ‘diary entries’ and a pervert on a roof watching kids through a telescope

When a felon dies in the woods, apparently everyone is happy about it.

Where a man with a 190 IQ uses circumstantial evidence to catch a murderer

Try lighting the dogs mouth on fire if it isn't scary enough.