The terrible things that happen when a boy explores his body.

The story of a man who's vanilla girlfriend finally gets 'cool'.

Try lighting the dogs mouth on fire if it isn't scary enough.

Where a man with a 190 IQ uses circumstantial evidence to catch a murderer

When a felon dies in the woods, apparently everyone is happy about it.

More literary crutches like ‘diary entries’ and a pervert on a roof watching kids through a telescope

If you have a secret, and someone asks you what it is- Just lie! Don't say, "I don't want to tell you." Just reference some porn you watched recently and that will throw people off your tracks... Moron.

Nothing happens. Watson writes a letter to Holmes basically making a 'clip show' of the last chapter.