You know what takes a fairy tale from average to ‘top-shelf’? A yellow dwarf sitting in a tree eating oranges. Everyone dies in the end.

‘The Bronze Ring’ is the story of hubris. ‘Prince Hyacinth…’ is about how you should hope you’re never born ugly.

When a student’s idea of a ‘fun vacation’ is to just to be alone in an empty house so he can study- it’s about a fun as you’d expect.

The story of two men who’s love is cut short by a spectral warning.

Terror comes in all guises. Even in the form of a clerical error.

If you give your wife a disturbing pet-name like, “my pussy” you know the story isn’t going to turn out good.

You’d think that when you survive the murder attempt you dreamed about earlier you’d be done, but nope.

Another good story that takes forever to get to the point… How would I have known that ‘October barrage’ would be the hardest thing ever.