Not a lot happens. Just a bored kid in church getting pinched by pinch bugs. Though, since nothing carries over from chapter to chapter- I’m beginning to believe that Mark Twain invented the situational comedy format.

I visited a friend in another city, and I can’t make it tie into an episode where Tom Sawyer lied his way into a brand new bible.

Covid still exists, weirdly enough. And this chapter teaches you that you can use it to fake your own death. Though, you might get a bed pan's "water" thrown on you.

A fathers day lesson on how kids just don't care about you. They don't care about you at all. They'll go out of their way to hurt you through lies and deception every time.

I decide to spend my summer reading a classic story about young boys scrappin' and yellin'. I also begin the long journey of navigating a minefield of racist language. Sit back and enjoy an American classic.

One story about appreciating the morons you live with by comparing them to even worse morons. And another about why you should never screw over a freelancer.

A story about the failure of quantim computing... because it has 'down-time' like the weather? Oh well.

An opinionated and sexist jerk still tries to make all his employees take an intelligence test. And I'm still trying to steal an idea from Miette's Bedtime Story podcast.