Glen Reads Books (to you)
Where Glen Nuzzles reads to you, and you enjoy it
'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer' by Mark Twain: Chapter 3

Covid still exists, weirdly enough. And this chapter teaches you that you can use it to fake your own death. Though, you might get a bed pan's "water" thrown on you.

'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer' by Mark Twain: Chapter 2

A fathers day lesson on how kids just don't care about you. They don't care about you at all. They'll go out of their way to hurt you through lies and deception every time.

'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer' by Mark Twain: Chapter 1

I decide to spend my summer reading a classic story about young boys scrappin' and yellin'. I also begin the long journey of navigating a minefield of racist language. Sit back and enjoy an American classic.

'The Six Sillies' 'The Ratcatcher' from The Red Fairybook

One story about appreciating the morons you live with by comparing them to even worse morons. And another about why you should never screw over a freelancer.

'Qubit Slip' by William Highsmith

A story about the failure of quantim computing... because it has 'down-time' like the weather? Oh well.

Part 2 of 'Day of the Moron' by H. Beam Piper

An opinionated and sexist jerk still tries to make all his employees take an intelligence test. And I'm still trying to steal an idea from Miette's Bedtime Story podcast.

'Day of the Moron' by H. Beam Piper

An opinionated and sexist jerk decides to make all his employees take an intelligence test. And I try to steal an idea from Miette's Bedtime Story podcast, and fail miserably.

'The Yellow Wallpaper' by Charlotte Perkins Gilman

This is that last book that anyone who is going insane from quarentine should ever read. But I did.