The guys go see Sybil's performance and she sucks. She sucks so bad, that Dorian breaks off the engagement and spends the rest of the chapter wandering around feeling sorry for himself. Then he finds that his painting is looking pretty evil. --- This

This chapter is basically just one, big, conversation around a dinner table where Dorian talks about his undying love for Sybil. And Harry goes on, and on, philosophizing about hedonism... Again... Like every chapter. --- This episode is sponsored by

Sybil LOVES Dorian, and goes so far as to keep calling him 'Prince Charming'- which would drive most people up the wall. Sybil's brother thinks Dorian sounds like a turd- and says that if Dorian ever hurts her, he will kill him. Sybil's mom just hopes tha

Good news: Dorian is in love. Bad news: He really hates Jewish people. Lord Henry is getting jealous, and gets really fussed when Dorian wants him to meet his 'ivory' girlfriend. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a p

Did you ever want a creepy uncle to read you a bed time story? Now you can have it. In this story we learn that you should always invite ALL the fairies. And if you see a sleeping woman- kiss her. She's just asking for it. --- This episode is sponsored

Still trying to win over Dorian, Lord Henry invites him to his aunt's house to let him watch as he wow's everyone with stories of hedonism. And it works like a charm. We also learn that marrying American women is something the creepy English guys are real

Did you ever want a creepy uncle to read you a bed time story? Now you can have it. In this episode we learn the story of Baba Yaga- an evil witch that lives in a house with a chicken leg. We also learn about Vasilisa, a girl with a living doll that she a

Like any sociopath, Lord Harry tells Dorian he's only good for his looks, which won't last, as a way of getting him to have sex under the guise of embracing a 'hedonistic lifestyle'. Ugh. This Dorian into an existential crisis where he says he would sell