There were flies in my basement, which is gross and I didn't want to record anything. So I've included two short stories that I had pre-recorded for the 'Cultured Bumpkin' podcast: 'The Quarrel Between the Dogs and the Cats and Between the Cats and the Mi

I read one story about a boy with a deadly imaginary friend- and another about a tiny, vengeful God. Enjoy --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anc

Just as poor Gregor begins feeling human feelings toward his sister- he gets snubbed by three hipsters. After his family says they'd be happier if he were dead- he does just that. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a po

Gregor is getting the hang of being a bug- but things go south when his sister tries to take down his Farrah Fawcett picture. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice m

You know what's weird? Waking up as a giant beetle, and not being so grossed out that you don't stop worrying about getting to work. You know what's weirder? Your boss showing up at your house to see if you're faking sick. Enjoy. --- This episode is sp

The chapter is only 3 pages, and serves to let you know how badly their revolution failed - and hints that poor Avis is captured as she stops mid-sentence. Finally DONE! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. ht

Ernest is BACK! And creepier than ever as he takes Avis's unconscious body up to the roof of the hospital to romantically watch an air balloon battle. We're almost done people. We're almost done... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easie

Lots of killing- thank god for Garthwaite or else Avis might have been one of the mass of people who were swept into Lake Michigan. Enjoy. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send