In this chapter, I had a guest as my temporary Pete for the evening. The story continued with Ernest STILL TALKING at the small business owners and it's the most boring thing on earth. Enjoy. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest wa

Ernest makes... ugh... another speech. This time to whiny small business men. And that goes on for pretty much the whole chapter. Also? The word "combinations" is used way too much. I don't even know what to say at this point. It's eight chapters of one c

A priest rounds-up prostitutes, and tells everyone about it. But the media won't say a word. Ernest called it. And Avis is impressed. I'm really hoping the story starts at some point soon... Enjoy --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easies

In this chapter we find that Ernest might have to find a new place to squat. Avis's dad was told to go on vacation- possibly without pay. Avis's world crumbles around her as all her friends are tired of her going on, and on about her new boyfriend (though

In this chapter we learn that Avis is being "made love to" by Ernest both 'violently' and 'awkwardly'. And that there is very little holding her back from bragging about it in a crowded room. And we also learn that he is capable of having a one-sided argu

In this chapter, Avis, after touching base with Ernest, sets out to confront the rich. She's disappointed by how they don't care about the mystery of Jackson's missing arm. She also sees Ernest as the living Christ, and just wants to comfort him- which is

In this chapter, Avis is on a fact-finding mission to get the "real story" from a man who lost his arm in a machine accident. She meets the lawyer who represented him, and slowly realizes that he's a secret pirate. Boy is she going to have egg on her face

In this chapter, Avis' dream comes true when her father invites the gorgeous, and intellectually perfect Ernest Everhard (ugh) to dinner again. He battles with the last, remaining priest that will talk to him, and Avis barely talks. But when she does, an