Avis is a mole now- and instead of worrying about her own self, she spends all her time wondering what Ernest is up to. The battle in Chicago has been found out- so Avis and some guy named "Hartman" head there to try to help. There's a lot of racist name-

Ugh- Ernest makes Avis pretend to be his sister when they travel… He’s going too far with his kink. We also learn that basically nothing has changed with society since chapter 1. Great. Nice “revolution” guys. Enjoy. --- This episode is sponsored by ·

Avis does such a good job playing into her husbands fetish that he doesn't even recognize her. They capture a rich man's son and brainwash him only to have him die of Pneumonia when they release him. Enjoy. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: T

We find out that Avis has to dress up and act like another woman because Ernest has a fetish. ’Frisco Reds isn’t a baseball team- they’re murderous anarchists. And Jacksons whiny lawyer is a coward to the very end. --- This episode is sponsored by · A

Avis and Ernest are in prison- but that doesn't stop all the texting. There is page, after page of description of the mountain. And we end with Avis sleeping in a hole. Genius. Oh, and terrorists are 'ol softies. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anc

Ernest tries to do a 'magicians exit' and it doesn't go well. And that's pretty much it. That's what Jack London considers a chapter. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a

Well, everything falls apart. I don't think even Ernest would cluck his tongue that this mess. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzl

Labor unions have nice homes, good schools, wide lawns... and guns. Also, Jack London gets a little racist on asians and Florida is called a 'waste-place' where Native Americans pray to their gods. Ugh. Enjoy. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor